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Zardari sms Jokes: Funny Jokes Sms on Zardari: Pakistani Politics
submitted 2 months 3 days 1 hour ago by: futurex : 10 commentsHere you find a collection of Jokes, Sms on zardari which is now a president of Pakistan:http://pakistanic.com/mobile-fun/funny-urdu-sms/zardari-jokes-collection...Enjoy!!!
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haha.. nice jokes
nice collection of jokes on Mr.Zardari.
1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
This is a good one . I think its all about the 1 zardari who has become the president now .
zardari celebrating his victory
bachnaaaaa ay gharebo.....lo main aa gaya....khoon ka payasa...amn ka dushman.....apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!!!
herei s another one...my favourite
ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong
zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....
per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong
(both these are fwd msgz...n u ppl wont enjoy them if u havnt heard the original song/ad)
Taimurr77 Sirif tumharay liye.
Mat ro Zardari abhi jan baqi hai
Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai
Bibi qatal hui tere hathon to kiya
Tere liye to Sherry Rehman baqi hai
Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .
Zillat hi Zillat
Thank You Saira 0915 Lolz excellent comedy poetry i enjoyed reading every line.
and THANK YOU AGAIN AGAR YEH SIRF MERAY LIAY THAY ,
Zardari Ka Halaf-Nama
Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy
Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy
Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga
Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga
Zardari mera Naam Hy
Gaddari Mera Naam Hy ...
http://www.smsxone.com/Zardari-Ka-Halaf-Nam-26233.html
Zardari Ka Halaf-Nama
Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy
Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy
Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga
Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga
Zardari mera Naam Hy
Gaddari Mera Naam Hy ...
http://www.smsxone.com/Zardari-Ka-Halaf-Nam-26233.html
JIN:
kya hukam hai mera aaqa?
Aaqa
Mulk ka sara maal mere account main dal dal doo.
JIN
Aaqa hukam karin baqwas na karin main . Main jin hoon Zardari nahin ..............
Wakeel : Jedge sahaB is mujrem ney apney saley ko mara,
Is ney apni biwi Ko mara,
is ney beshamar chorian ki,
is ney Jodictiory ka mazak banaya,
is ney beshamar gareebo ka khun piya
Ab app hi bataein is ko kya saza di jaye?
Jadge : Isey Mulk ka Saddar bana do.