Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 

From: brenda4u

To: TheSophisticated

Subject: hello

&  With whom you would hate to be stuck in elevator? And why? 

With summers on full throttle, there is only one enjoyment in life and that is Mangoes. They are everywhere and why should they not be, it is without doubt the King of all fruits.

according to new law in india if a man makes a false promise of marriage with a woman and has sex with her then it is rape.

Hey Sweety !
Where are you going ?

Hey .... listen up girly.... wait for a sec.

Don't get yourself killed under one of these smoke machines with a dumb alien sitting with the wheel in his hands.

What do you think of yourself haan???

PROUDY !

This is for you WCE

There are lot of things need corrections. This is just one example. What do you think, we'll let you go so easily? Na Na Na.... :-)

Enjoy!

If I were to call them a thing or a character who would I call what?

Let's see.

Khalifah would be  Pablo Neruda and a chalice.

PostMan would be PostMan and tree trunk! 

Hawa would be Cleopetra and  ballet.

Ref [The Nation Newspaper]

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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,22966797-5003460,00.html

Why zoo is called Chiria Ghar in Urdu?

While the word Chiria Ghar is translated as "Sparrow House" in Eng.

RizSh 

Husbands Rights

According to a news item, the Law ministry is giving final touches to a draft legislation which will put behing bars the husband's convicted on the charges of harassing their wives.

when women do sex tourism its called romance travelling !!

http://www.beaumonde.net/romance.shtml

Just because its Monday, have a look at the following link...!

http://www.rickysplace.com/videos/0602-3.html 

Have a great week ahead guys!

Cheers!

Enjoy and smile awhile! :)