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ELEMENT: MAN

SYMBOL: XY

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
2. Melts if treated like a God.
3. Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
4. Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
5. Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
2. Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
3. When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
4. Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
5. Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.  
6. Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
7. Is impervious to embarrassment.
8. Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

u r't supposed to talk about common and extensive use

Thanx Mianjee........I try to keep in touch but time ki kami or wesay bhi followups keep the game interesting which i cant do. So its' better to avoid

ah! vacation........how much it sounds refreshing naa