Generator for a Condom !
submitted 5 months 10 days 9 hours ago by: AngryYoungMan : 29 commentsThe government seems to be taking a strict note of population growth in Pakistan and have gone all out to get Pakistan out of this alarming situation. I never could imagine a marketing campaign this bizzarre, but this is serious stuff, heard it from my own pair of ears.
On my way to office today, I was listening to FM (as usual) and then after a song there came this advertisement of GREEN STAR "Social Marketing".
Green Star has started a campaign whereby anyone who mails them back a wrapper of Touch Condom, has a chance of becoming a proud owner of a GENERATOR.
The ad by the way goes like this....
There is music playing in the background (can't recall the song, it was really a good song) and suddenly it stops.
A girl says something like...."yeh loadshedding nay to tung kar diya hai".
A guy says something like...."Tehro abhee theek karta houn...." Then some button is pressed or something and a loud noise is heard. The guy says something like...."daikha humaray generator kaa kamal".
And then the ad pitch. "Touch condom kay khaali pack Green Star bhaijain aur jeetain ek generator".
I am not sure if people will actually start using condoms, but these guys definitely are calling for a lot of mails in their mail box - TCS kee to lottery !!
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Condoms and Generators don't go together. In mathamatical terms, they are inversely proportional.
This offer can be misused by the people who want illegitimate sexual relations. Rather, they can enjoy two rides in one ticket........both sex ang generator
RizSh
Our Govt has spent i billions of rupees but the growth is on same rate..Isn't it better to establish factories with that money so people can be used as a resource? cant this amount be used for water subsidy to farmers so they can cover up their over employment? The poor and backward areas have no recreational place so the last recreation is reproduction.
why reproduction ??? why not just sex be their pastime and recreational activity. have sex as much as they want but use contraception.
Hey UFO, there must be some morality also.
RizSh
I guess it is an HIV control ad. Condoms are good for HIV
control only. There are far superior technology available for the birth control.
I guess you have misinterpreted the message in the advertisement.
Plant a tree
Ok, if this particular measure is targeting HIV, but this is harmful for females' health. It causes obesity and other side effects in females.
RizSh
Total productivity is being conserved. Electricity is being produced if not babies :p
rizzy84: "Ok, if this particular measure is targeting HIV, but this is harmful
for females' health. It causes obesity and other side effects in females"
I never knew generators had so many side effects :)
Come on postman, I'm not talking about generators, I'm about condoms, errrrr.
RizSh
Condoms don't lead to obesity in a woman; her inability to stop eating does.
What a ridiculous statement
condoms dont lead to obesity in women.
its actually retention of semen inside her vagina that leads to gaining weight. so if you shoot inside and she is on pills she can still get fatter.
Get an education
Rizzy84 is perhaps referring to birth control pills. I agree
but then there are other birth control method. They are a bit expensive but far
reliable in comparison to pills. & also I agree to Khaliffah that it may be
10% pills and 90% appetite that make our women gain weight. A lot of European women
use pills but also pursue an active social life which keeps their weights on
check.
Plant a tree
Thats why I onece initiated a buzz regarding the introduction of sex education in our school and colleges. There are very medically incorrect statements being made here.
why do women gain weight after marriage even if they dont get pregnant or give birth??
Leave all this discussion. I think so it's useless. How can we control birth rate or increasing population, when these poor men cannot control themselves and their........................
Oooops, What I'm gonna say, I mst shut up.
RizSh
libido?
Irfan sb,
Excuse them sir. Rizzy84 is only 24 so I presume is unmarried and UFO is definitely from
outer space – aliens may have their own sex control procedures. ;)
Plant a tree
Weight gain after marriage relates to harmonal changes (men/women both). Contraceptives like drugs, injections cause weight increase in women. However condom doesn't cause such affects.
One can ONLY get fat by consuming more than what the body requires; there is no excuse for being fat. Before marriage both women and men make a conscious effort to keep their weight down and look good.
After marriage they take each other for granted and pig out!
Pakistanii condoms ????? lol .The damn nation can not even make a needle , that too they export from china ,and they are making a condom . hilarious.
I mean, who would want to risk a pregnancy and use a cheap low quality pakistani condom.It will probably be teared in the "process" resulting in population increase.
@ why do women gain weight after marriage even if they dont get pregnant or give birth??
ans: They probably are kept on hunger strike till they are married,coz in a pakistani society ,mums look for "chand si bahoo" that is slim with a ashwariya figure of 32 24 32 , and when this bahoo gets married, she eats like a pig and get fat
@ @ why do women gain weight after marriage even if they dont get pregnant or give birth
actually im always attracted to chubby wives who have given birth to one child.
What goes around comes around.. I'd keep a close eye on your wife if I were you
it doesnt matter who keeps an eye on my wife because the onus will be on her to get rid of attention of other males. if she cheats on me it will be her fault not yours.
Cool, wish all men were so understanding
and whose wish is this ? youre male i guess.
women will never WISH that men were so UNDERSTANDING and rational in such a scenario.
if a couple is sitting at a place and a really attractive guy passes by and the wife/gf cannot resist but flirt with him what would a raional guy do? most proabably tell HER "do you want him or me" would women like to be burdened by this decision? i dont think so.
women would prefer their man is IRRATIONAL and instead picks up a fight with the other guy. and thus allow her to be irresponsible about the sexual decisions she makes.
if you come home one day and see your wife having sex with a hot neighbour guy...what would you do if she tells you "its not my fault....he seduces me into it" the rational guy would tell his wife to get the f*ck out of there. the irrational guy would start a fight with the other guy for CORRUPTING HIS WIFE. tell me what would women WISH. the understainding guy or the irrational guy. again allowing them to be IRRESPONSIBLE about their sexual decisions.
when someones young daughter is causht making out with another teenage guy what will her parents do (providied the are not karo kari people) catch the boy and blame him for corrupting their daughter. again making encouraging women to be IRRESPONSIBLE about their decisions about sex.
this was a bit off topic but this is a serious issue. this IRRATIONALITY has to be stopped and women need to be held responsible for the decisions they make about sex.
This is bizzaarre. A Pakistani commercial and on TV.... I can not imagine. Well it has to start somewhere. It is too funny.
UFO - I completely agree with you that a woman should be responsible for her actions. I think these days women are more seducing than men. What do you think?