Me and My BOSS
submitted 1 month 18 days 20 hours ago by: mianjee : 10 comments
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????
Comments
Seems like my boss :P
Seems like my boss :P
Keep cursing till day you become boss and can enjoy these privileges. Such is life ;op
Plant a tree
As far as Mianjee's case is concerned, boss is always right. ;p
However in reality Boss is usually wrong - A very annoying breed who just never accepts its own shortcomings... !!
Thank God. My new boss is a very nice person. Unfortunately, he's planning to leave next month
at mobilink, our department head was a very strict sort of person...when we were arranging an idependence day function for mobilink juniors (the kids of mobilinkers), we prepared a segment of national songs....the boss forbade on religous grounds....bhayi ab "sohni dharti", "jeeway pakistan", main bhala kia burayi hai..it was the only time, i was overruled...n i still feel, on the wrong grounds....
Isn't he Pakistani?
pinky: yeh extra rigid log hain jo smjhtay hain keh mulk kay sath ziad mohabbat deen say doori ka bai's bunti hai..Kabhee Iqbal bhee yehi kaha kertay thay
Sophi: janab ta hath dho kay meray mager pay gayee aain..this is about job boss, not about big boss(wife)
WCE : insan bun yar..kuch logon ka main bhee boss hon..per woh meri tension hee nahi laitay :(
Mianjee apki tu ghar se bahir bhi koi hasiyat nahi hai sunn kar afsoos hua