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Marriage : Three Commandments for Successful Marriage

Marriage : Three Commandments for Successful Marriage

Marriage : Three Commandments for Successful Marriage

- Stay Married, You have nothing to lose but your...................Happiness

- Stay Cool, Patient, Deaf and Dumb. Remember, Marriage is not a WORD but a SENTENCE........................................................LIFE SENTENCE

- Stay faithful to spouse................................................Whose spouse, we can discuss that later.

Take Care

Dr.Irfan Zafar

irfanzafar@msn.com

 

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On a lighter note....here is another one....:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women never find about each other.

:D

hahah:

Doc and WCE you both are "kamal"

Mian g

Kamal to yeh hai kay abhee to taak dant nahi paree kissee say

:P

Wait till you get married WCE. :)

Think of the devil!!!

 

Is devil gay?

Damn you PostMan! Must be the same person who thinks Admin is a she.

WCE- you sure I am the devil coz then I got to do more than be impolite? :p 

:-)

...tum itna jo muskara rahe ho..what's up old man?

@ Iola

I just said think of the devil...you assumed the rest...!

BTW How do you know Admin is NOT a she...?

Don't question me. I got the 6 Fs. I am the genius :p

As far as the Admin thing is concerned, now you are assuming :) 

meray pass aik itna ghatya gana hay Admin ko dedicate kernay k liye.. wo sunti he nahi'n :|

Mind you genius is not normal....!

:P

Seems like I have take one too many on for a moment here. :)

Dedicte it to Admin's biggest enemy, then she'll listen.

This is one smart way of showing your jealousy WCE :p

@ Postman

Challo sunao...!!

@ IOLA

Who is jealous...??? Of what...??

This is not jealousy...this is reality, dear...!

Lol. WCE, you are addressing yourself there. That ain't normal at all :)

DAMN! YOU CHANGED IT! 

Where, Iola......???

Are you o.k....??

Delirious....:P

Looooooooooooolz. Gutless liar!  

@ Iola,

You talking to me....??

And WCE, you keep calling me dear. Here in UK, everyone calls me 'love'. I don't know what to make of myself :p

 

Wait till they call you flower.....!!

Holy trinity of marriage

Keep her home
Keep her ignorant
Keep her pregnant

WCE..for that I'll have to be in Thailand and there are too many anti-govt protests there for that matter :)

No, you visit Wales and you will know....and if they dont...there has to be a reason..:P

I was hoping to be in the lei and you are recommending Wales. Over the waters? You want me sick? Another attempt at murder! :) 

Are psychic or what??

You read my mind so well, d--r!!

It's your mediocre height! I can tell that too :p

Now me off, Iola!!

Going home....enjoy your weekend in U.K!!

Dont miss me too much, love !!

:P

Oh that's ok. Even the delivery guy called me that :p

I guess all that time you were thinking I was Pinky! She is the 'missing person' type, not me. :p 

- Everyone should get married. After all happiness is not everything in life.

- WIFE = Worries Invited For Ever

@Iola

Yup "old man". But young at heart then most of the buzzvine members :-)

Yeah, you are making an effort Irfan! :)

@ Iola

How can I mistook "Your Highness as Pinky....??

What I said was in good humour, which of courseyou didn't understand. Am not surprised....!

If I rephrase what you said....yes Pinky is the missing person here these days....!

so Danny bro was i "missed"?

Like a hole in the head

are u Danny?

Someone is out of the box again...!

jus thinking of going back in there....the kind of reception i have received...

WCE, I was joking too.

Me, being a genius, how could I not understand?

You are underestimating me despite giving me all the honours! Unbelievable. Don't jump to conclusions this fast about what I am and am not saying. I am getting annoyed now.

That was not for you Pinky...!!

@ Iola

OOoo...i am so terrified....! Shivers!!

Lol. That wasn't the intention. Was trying to put the fear of God in you and it is fear of Iola instead. Oh lord! You are a lost cause! :)

On the other hand, it feels as if you are Amer. He is the only one I have similar problems with!

Of course its your fear Iola.....God is forgiving and merciful...:)

And........Puhleeeeeeezz, compare me to anyone but him!!!

You mean one of you has no comparison?

Of course :P

So what was the problem in praising yourself or him straight out?

Who do you know better....??

Me..??

You haven't replied...hmmmmmmm I smell something fishy here.... :P

If something is fishy, then we are talking about Babar ;)