How to Keep a Woman Happy
submitted 1 month 18 days 21 hours ago by: nishaz : 16 commentsIt's not difficult,
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
AND ALSO
22. Warm
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
3 Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1.Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).
2.Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere..
Comments
I would rather find another woman. Hehehe..
When I read this stuff once before somewhere, it included a 4th point of How to keep a man happy, which you omitted for some reason. It was "Show up naked." For those who haven't read the original one ;-)
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Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
thanks sniper...actually it was missing too from where i read ;-)
No need to keep any one happy or you will end up as the man in the story "The man who tried to please everyone"
I think the first list to keep woman happy missed 1 "to be" item that i think is "A Husband"? no?
Or perhaps that has to go under "Not to be" ????
BADD.
I would hate to find a person like above. He would only drive me nuts. I like my hubby, he finds "sanity in madness". Wierd but works for now.
Saira are you married when did you get married.
Yes i'm married and have been for a while now. I also have a daughter.
ap nein kisi ki sari planning.. tabah ker k rakh di Saira G
Pata nahin Saira nain kis becharay say shadi ki hai ..Kisi ki too planning tabah hooo gi laiken saira G nain jis say shadi ki hai us ki too zindigi hi tabah hoo gayi hoo gi.
Congratulations Saira i am glad to know.thats great.
Waisay By the way Postman yeh planning tabah kis ki howi hai kahin aap ka ishara meri taraf too nahin hai.(green Card planning) aur agar hai too LAHOOOLAY WALAQOOOT main koi interested nahin America janay main SHAATAANI RIYASAAT HAI WAHAN SHATAN K NAQS E QADM PAR CHALNAY WALAY LOOG ZAIDA BASTAY HAIN. HAN.
Saira bhi shiatan ki naani hay...
what are you guys talking about? We (me & hubby) are both lucky to have each other. Kisi ki bhi zindagi tabah nahi huwi hai.
Ye Taimur aisi batain kerta hay.. mein nein kabhi baat ki? boltay hath hoon mein to.
Lolz postman shaitan ki naaani . Saira yeh too aap k shohar hi bata saktay hain.
Taimur77.... Sahi kaha "Shaitan ki Naani" hai ye Postman.
Shohar kiya batyein gai. Issi liye tou unhein kuch kehne ki ijazat nahi hai Buzzvines per. Agar wo bhi yahan hotay tou abhi tak saray poll khul chukay hotay.