Boss: Hey you ...
Employee: "Looking around wondering who is being called"

Boss: Yes You .... where the hell do you think you're coming ?
Employee: Office Boss.

Boss: I know it's office you idiot, but the office timing is 9 not 10. Where the hell were you? Is it a circus where you can come whenever you want to?
Employee: But it's 9 O'clock bosssss.......

Boss: We're on Daylight Saving you fool. The government wants to make sure you don't irritate your wife for long in the bed.

Wait till you have to hear all this, 'cause your biological clock will take time to adjust and you will surely forget to advance your clock.

From 1st June, 2008, the clocks will be striking 9 an hour earlier than before because the government thinks it would save us energy. A brilliant idea I must say. Why, because the whole western world is following it, there has to be some good in it.

But my question is, why did the DAMN government not think of making up for the deficiency of energy first. This is like saying, well....because we f***ed up and forgot to produce food, the whole country will have to adjust by having one meal a day.

Reactive strategies all the way. Never proactive. May God have mercy on us, or else these suckers would suck all our blood.